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POLICE # 1 : While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should […]
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15. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” 14. “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” (My personal favorite.) 13. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” 12. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per […]
You have the bladder capacity of five people. You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase. You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who […]